§oWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? 
§oI'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Minecraft Education Edition, 
§oand I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Bastion Remnants, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. 
§oI am trained in abormal warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Overworld. 
§oYou are nothing to me but just another mob. 
§oI will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this dimension, mark my fucking words. 
§oYou think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the chat? Think again, fucker. 
§oAs we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the server and your coords are being traced right now 
§oso you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. 
§oYou're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. 
§oNot only am I extensively trained in 1.8 combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of TNT and I will use it to its full extent 
§oto wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. 
§oIf only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" exploit was about to bring down upon you, 
§omaybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. 
§oI will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, §c§oPLAYERNAME§f.




§dMay your experience be plenty flavourful! <3